The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
Why do I not have one of these? My life would be forever made!
this would solve my straps right in between my boobs thing oh gosh yes please
WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The bag with a a strap around the hips and thigh is GORGEOUS!!! ♥_♥The thigh straps not only helps it not slide around, they also make it hard for someone to snatch & run. It’s got my vote.
Something like this would be perfect for scout activities! Someone make a cheap one cos i’ve not got enough for all the fancy ones out there.
Oh my fucking god I think my fucking head is going to explode. For fucking real. I CAN’T STAND THIS FUCKING HOUSE I CAN’T BE HERE FOR THE NEXT THREE FUCKING DAYS. FUCK NO. YOU CAN’T PAY ME TO DO THIS SHIT.
I fucking hate it when my dad talks about shit that he fucking knows pisses me off.
Really dude. Is this fucking high school. Are you fucking 12. Just because I’m your daughter doesn’t mean you can fucking piss me off and think it’s alright. I didn’t fucking make you and my mom have sex. I didn’t ask you to fucking have me. I didn’t tell you to keep me when you guys were fucking pregnant. So shut the fuck up.
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
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Why isn’t this my most popular post of all time?
Bless.
posts like these are ok but if it was the other way around, everyone would be an uproar. bashing on men is just as bad as bashing on women, people are people and should be treated the same.
^ People are people, and we all FUCKING SUCK equally.








